But he’s been pretty much yellow,
And I’ve been kinda blue.
But all I can see is
Red, Red, Red, Red, Red now
What am I gonna do?
SHE THREW HER TAMPON AT THEM OMFG I M LAUGHING SO HARD JESUS
WHAT
Excuse me what the fuck where did this come from, what. why and oh my god.
OMGGGGGG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT WORK! INGENIOUS!!!!!!
(Source: lvck)
I think I am going to get business cards with this on them.
I need to get that cash!
(Source: bordom.net)
God dammit I can’t stand being a Beyonce in some aspects of my life
sade:
and a total Michelle Williams in others. SMH
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[EDIT] This boys cousin did attempt to swallow a penny in second grade so it kinda all makes sense now.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20pputQU11qad0w8o1_500.jpg)
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[EDIT] This boys cousin did attempt to swallow a penny in second grade so it kinda all makes sense now.
When the trains a comin’ and people don’t get the F outta my way!
Kno whut I’m sayin?!?!
Donald Trump is hilarious in that he sounds like a sociopathic 5 year old but he’s actually just a 60 year old man that uses his back hair fo his front hair.
BUT STEP OFF I LOVE ROSIE
perfect
(Source: theawkwardcheese, via falteratfailure)
